I got on the Dean's List and all I got...

So there was this raffle that everyone in who lives on campus and was on the dean's list got entered into. Top prize was an iPod Nano. Guess what I won?

A "Party Cup".

It wasn't even a cup with candy inside or anything. It's a yellow cup that says "Awesome; Dean's List". It's good to know that I'm valued.


"Oh it's almost Valentine's Day already?! Oh man, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!"
-Futurama